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Wednesday, 29 October 2008

Jonas Brothers to the Big Screen with Farting Dog

20th Century Fox has locked the Jonas Brothers to make their feature starring debut in a Farrelly Brothers film Walter the Farting Dog.

The title character in the "Walter" books is a fat dog with severe flatulence. The brothers play musicians whose parents are asked to care for the dog by an aunt just before she passes away.

Based on a best-selling series of books by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray, the film is being adapted by Alec Sokolow and Joel Cohen into a family film that will revolve around Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas, as well as their younger brother Frankie.

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Monday, 27 October 2008

Rogen: I Hate Getting Thin

Seth Rogen is shedding pounds off his body weight - and he hates every minute of it.

"I've been eating better and training - and hating myself for it,' admits Rogen, who is on his slim to prepare for his Green Hornet role. 'I feel like a sell out, I feel lame, I feel like a guy I would make fun of."

Rogen also wrote the screenplay for The Green Hornet, a reinvention of the old 1930's radio show that also became a Bruce Lee vehicle in the 1960's. Perhaps he should have made his Britt Reid character a little on the chunky side...

After all he's re-writing it right now.

Read more here

Monday, 13 October 2008

Palin Film Finishes Production

(Parental Advisory) The first images from 'Who's Nailin' Paylin' are here at TMZ.

There's a copy of the script there too - it begins with 'Serra' P at home when two Russian soldiers come calling, wanting to contact the Kremlin because they have, er, a flat tire.

'Well I suppose in the spirit of foreign relations there's no harm in lettin' you in', she says to the handsome Rooskies.

Oh dear.

Burn After Reading [Review]

George Clooney, Tilda Swinton and Brad Pitt star in Burn After Reading, a sour black comedy from the Coen Brothers whose Oscar-winning No Country for Old Men in 2007 was one of the highpoints of their career. Every Coen brothers film is an event, but there's nothing on show here except the chilly proficiency of these sibling creators.

Yes film school students should study its clever script and immaculate editing, should trawl over its astonishing sense of craft. But the profound sense of the rotten on show here, of rotten people doing rotten, decaying things, may not be to everyone’s taste just now.

John Malkovich plays the disgruntled former CIA operative, a mean-minded horrible drunk, who decides to take his grievances out on his former employees by penning a tell-all memoir. The memoir falls into the hands of his wife Tilda Swinton, who is secretly trying to divorce him just as she carries on an affair with George Clooney, and the memoirs in turn accidentally fall into the hands of some gym employees. There’s a bouncy, funny little performance from Pitt, who is the only ray of sunshine going in this grimy little world. In cahoots with Frances McDormand, a fellow worker obsessed with getting plastic surgery, they try to blackmail Malkovich by trying to sell his memoirs to the Russians.

This is a film about something that is never really quite there and events that never really quite happens. It’s about toxic narcissism, sexual delinquency, and middle-class hypocrisy. By the end the CIA bosses who have been monitoring just what is going on dismiss the whole sequence of events, including a murder, as a ‘clusterfuck’ but little else of very great importance – at which point the movie ends.

The Coen Brothers have created some great comedies – The Big Lebowski being the best-known – plus some brilliant thrillers with comedic elements including Fargo. But this film reminds me of their only actual misfire, The Ladykillers from back in 2004. Burn After Reading has no pretensions towards great entertainment or making great statements; its quite self-evidentially a minor work, a novella rather than a novel.

I’m going to try and forget about the nasty taste this film left in my mouth.

Thursday, 9 October 2008

What Spielberg Does Next

The Paramount Dreamworks bust-up has left Steven Spielberg with time on his hands. Here's a list of his next possible projects:

1. Tintin
A trilogy based on Herge's comic strip about a young reporter and his clever side-kick dog Snowy who always lands in exotic forms of trouble. Spielberg has held the rights to Tintin for 25 years and he may begin lensing the first installment this fall, using 3-D performance capture technology. Peter Jackson will likely direct the second film.

2. Lincoln
The director has a draft from Munich writer Tony Kushner for a project which has been ongoing since 2001. Spielberg says he'd like to start this longtime passion project in "early 2009, because it's Lincoln's 200th anniversary." The film is expected to focus on the Civil War and star Liam Neeson in the title role as Lincoln himself.

3. The 39 Clues
An adaptation of a 'next Harry Potter' book series centers on The Cahills 'the most powerful family in the world'. Spielberg has hired screenwriter Jeff Nathanson (Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull) to kick the whole thing off. Spielberg's presence as a producer as well as director bodes well for the film.

4. The Trial of the Chicago 7
Based on the story of the seven Americans charged with conspiracy and inciting a riot at the 1968 Democratic Convention, The Trial of the Chicago 7 would mark a very political departure for Spielberg, as well as for stars Will Smith and Sacha Baron Cohen. Baron Cohen will play Abbie Hoffman. Smith may play Black Panther Bobby Seale (watch out, Will), and Philip Seymour Hoffman has been considered as defense attorney William Kunsler.

5. Dinner For Schmucks
Sacha Baron Cohen and Spielberg have been conducting a mutual admiration society since they met at the 2007 Paramount/DreamWorks Golden Globes party. Already in development, this could be a rare Spielberg foray into straight comedy with a kind of Larry David feel about it.

6. St. Agnes' Stand
A wounded man on the run who, against his better judgment, stops to help a group of nuns under siege from Apaches. Previously connected to Martin Scorsese, this adaptation has been in development for about 6 or 7 years. Those in the know say Spielberg and company are very happy with it, even though it has been kept very quiet. "They talk about it less than Lincoln, but that doesn't mean anything," says one person familiar with the project.

7. Interstellar
Spielberg attended lectures at Caltech for this project based on physicist Kip Thorne's relativity, time travel, and wormhole work. Dark Knight scribe Jonah (brother of Christopher) Nolan is set to deliver a script in 3-5 weeks.

8. The Kidnapping of Edgardo Mortara
DreamWorks book exec Lisa Hamilton quietly acquired rights to David Kertzer's 1997 true story of a Jewish boy kidnapped by agents of the Papal inquisition. Tony Kushner is earmarked to adapt but is currently busy revising the Lincoln script.

9. The Children of the Lamp
This P.B. Kerr book adaptation about twins who live in Manhattan and battle with evil Djinn has not so far been ear-marked for Spielberg. At the same time, DreamWorks have not sent the drafts out to any directors - so it could be that Spielberg is eying it. Kerr's blog can be found here.

10. A musical?
The director told Time Magazine in 2002 he's set on doing a musical someday. The rank outsider.

Friday, 3 October 2008

How to Loose Friends & Alienate People [The Review]

Adapted from the tome by Toby Young, which in turn became a successful stage play, Simon Pegg (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz) plays the socially dysfunctional Brit who lands up working in a Vanity Fair type Manhattan publication. And screws it all up.

The pleasure of Young’s original book was its self-mocking tone as he lists his toe-curling misjudgements, rubbing everyone up the wrong way before finally getting himself fired.

In person Toby Young is perfectly affable and currently has a successful career as a journalist here in the UK. His desire to do everything wrong, quite deliberately, has always had the whiff of contrivance about it. I worked, many years ago, for an single afternoon at the Modern Review, his anti-establishment publication whose office-life is briefly featured in this movie. A more disagreeable bunch of narcissists would be hard to meet - but Young himself was never anything less than pleasant and scrupulously polite. At midday I walked out for lunch and never went back.

Anyhow, the film. Here all the names are changed. Graydon Carter. Vanity Fair. All changed. The Hollywood star he asked whether he was gay, in an interview, which caused a ruckus? It’s no longer Nathan Lane. Everything has been tidied up and defanged. Worse, there’s even a love-interest with Kirsten Dunst. A cherished signet ring, which in his book he drunkenly gives to a girl in a bar, becomes the main McGuffin which moves the story forward – the shining object which draws in his romance with the woman he is destined to marry. Absurdly, he briefly becomes very good indeed at his job, having sold his soul to the devil. No such thing happened with Toby Young.

The whole tone of the book is changed then, and consequently, the whole point of the experience. This is no longer an attack on superficial media culture, pretty much the same, by the way, in both Manhattan and London. And it’s certainly no The Devil Wears Prada. It doesn’t have that slickness and facility. It’s not even as funny as the TV show Ugly Betty, also set in NYC’s glossy magazine world.

Young has gone on record as saying that Simon Pegg is just too nice to play him, and certainly he does a good job of making an unsympathetic character vaguely likeable. But in the end this is another generic comedy which loses its way within minutes, unsure whether to satirise the this fanciful, snobbish, rarefied world, or celebrate it.

Wednesday, 1 October 2008

Toby's Young

"I CAN only compare it with a brief one-night stand that results in octuplets" - Graydon Carter explaining to the LA Times how Toby Young so skillfully played an undistinguished 6-month stint at Vanity Fair into a book, a play and now a movie.

Monday, 22 September 2008

30 Rock Rocks

By general consensus Tina Fey stole the show at the 60th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards on Sunday.

Her series 30 Rock - starring creator Fey, Alec Baldwin and Tracy Morgan - won the Outstanding Comedy Series award.

Mad Men won Outstanding Drama Series.

See a picture of Tina's triumph and get more details here.

Ricky Gervais - Not Famous Enough

Ghost Town writer/director David Koepp says he regrets casting British star Ricky Gervais - because he is relatively unknown in the U.S.

He says, "The risk isn't whether people will like Ricky or not, it's whether we can get enough people who have heard of him to go to the movie.

"In England, I don't think we'll have that problem. But in the United States his shows The Office and Extras are only somewhat known. Ricky isn't an American star."

You can see Koepp talking to Vanity Fair in another interview here.

Friday, 12 September 2008

How to Lose Friends and Make a Movie

I just saw a sneak preview of How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, adapted from the book by Toby Young.

Studio and PR protocols prevent me from posting a review quite this early, but let’s just say that the film is going to get mixed reviews, mostly on the skeptical side. And since some of the most powerful film critics and journalists in the UK are friends of Toby Young, this might get interesting.

The book was brilliant; it was the story of a maverick British journalist in flight both from his famous father and his mightily upscale education. Young struck an almost grotesquely self-deprecating tone as we followed his misguided attempts at seducing the New York glitterati with his drunken, boorish antics. Hired by Vanity Fair as a kind of mad whim by its editor Graydon Carter, Young has subsequently built an entire career out of his spectacular failure to play the Manhattan game.

Three decades ago John Cleese made a fortune on the simple comedy stereotype of the uptight Brit and the expansive, liberated American. Now Toby Young has inverted that formula. Cosmopolitan America, we are told, is now obsessed with appropriate behavior, form, snobbery and etiquette. Now it’s the Brits who don’t know how to behave.

Things that have been lost in translation? Sophie Dahl sharing a flat with Young in NYC (an incident worthy of a whole film on its own). And who he actually gave his signet ring to - one of the main plot devices in the movie.

I can't see admirers of the book or the play finding much to like about the movie, but it may find a whole new audience.

You can find the trailer here

Thursday, 11 September 2008

Tropic Thunder: The Review

Ben Stiller must have known he was taking a risk with the subject-matter of Tropic Thunder and for a while the pickets outside the cineplexes must have rattled him. But then people went to see it. And then they went back to see it with their friends, because, quite frankly, everyone is in need of a giggle right now, and laughing at Robert Downey Jr laughing at Russell Crowe via the strange and anxiety-inducing medium of face-paint seems to have hit the spot for a good many people.

Tropic Thunder opens up with some of the funniest spoof movie trailers ever made, and then goes on to chart a film within a film, an insanely over-ambitious war movie based on the fraudulent memoirs of a Vietnam Vet. Rambo Redux with a sprinkling of Monty Python, perhaps based on the true stories of the filming of Apocalypse Now (when the Filipino gunships broke from their movie appearances to strafe insurgent forces on the nearby hillsides and then return for the next shot), Tropic Thunder skewers the hubris, narcissism and mental instability of most of those involved in the movie business – actors in particular.

Tom Cruise (in amazing form and operating quite far from his usual comfort zones) is physically unrecognisable as the big-shot studio producer trying to pull the financial plug the whole time, and is Steve Coogan adequate as the feckless director-for-hire who sees his project crumbling before his eyes.. However its Robert Downey Jr, Jack Black and Ben Stiller as the jobbing actors who are the true subject of the most savage satire here, the most pointed barbs – courtesy of Ben Stiller’s script (yes – he writes, directs and acts in his own movie).

Essentially these deluded thespians find themselves in a real war zone but don’t quite realise that they are, cut off from the main production, set adrift in the deep jungle and convinced they are being filmed covertly. That’s the joke, anyhow, and it works quite well.

Is Robert Downey Jr blacked up and playing a high-maintenance Australian star simply beyond the bounds of taste? Is the repeated use of the word retarded really all that necessary? Possibly not, but for some reason these queasy elements really don’t seem to matter. There’s not a mean bone in this frequently grotesque movie, and even the actors seem happy poking fun at themselves and the pretensions and insecurities of their trade.

I went to Pineapple Express and Tropic Thunder on the same evening, and much to my surprise, preferred Tropic Thunder. It’s a much cruder movie altogether compared to the subtleties and gently-rolling student humour of Pineapple.

But it’s also an awful lot more funny.

**** Four Stars Out of Five

Wednesday, 10 September 2008

Tricky Dicky and Mr Frost

I caught a glimpse of the new Ron Howard film Frost/Nixon which was shown to journalists at the launch of the London Film Festival here in London this morning.

Chosen as the opening film of the festival on 15th October in a world premiere, Frank Langhella plays Richard Nixon just after his Watergate disgrace and Michael Sheen the relatively unknown British TV talk-show host David Frost, who pulled off one of the journalistic coups of the decade when he secured permission to televise an interview (for an outlay of a hefty dollar fee to Nixon).

Audiences can look forward to playful, funny take on this hugely implausible but quite genuine scenario. Langella won a Tony Award in 2007 for playing Richard Nixon in the original stage production. British audiences know Michael Sheen best for his depictions of tortured comedian Kenneth Williams, the Emperor Nero and Tony Blair in The Queen – an interesting little trio.

You can see the trailer on the official website here

Monday, 8 September 2008

Hamlet 2: The Review

It was a big deal at Sundance – the breakthrough movie, they were saying, for British comedian Steve Coogan in the US. Somehow I doubt it.

Coogan plays Dana Marschz , a resting actor formerly best known for his Herpecol ads. “I'm having herpes outbreak, but you'd never know it.". These days he’s working for peanuts conducting a high school drama class in Tucson, Arizona. His class are mostly disinterested and the red-necked school principal is keen to shut the whole thing down. To make matters worse his wife Brie (played brilliantly by Catherine Keener) is about to leave him, fed up by his lack of resources, his whimsy and his other-worldly faith in the universal healing power of drama.

The plot is a conventional, teasing take on those dozens of movies about inspirational teachers and drama/dance classes bringing students together against an unfair school authority. Coogan does fecklessness very well – tapping into a long line of comedic British fecklessness from Stanley Laurel to Peter Sellers.

Faced with his drama program being closed down, his character Marschz has to produce an illicitly staged musical called Hamlet 2 which takes the Shakespeare play and gives it a happy ending. There’s nothing new about this. Thomas Bowdler overhauled Shakespeare’s plays (to make them less sexualised) in the 19th Century – the origin of the term Bowdlerization.

The climax is the staging when everything comes right – it looks as glossy as Broadway production (yeah, right) and the national press are there to report on the school trying to close the whole thing down. Initially the musical is perceived as very un-PC with songs such as Rock Me Sexy Jesus. Frankly, there’s nothing un-PC about the show we see. Director Andrew Fleming pulls his punches. His background of soft-peddled TV comedy-drama just doesn’t equip him with that extra bit of sourness he needs. Hamlet 2 been marketed as a South Park relative; Nancy Drew would be more accurate.

This not a bad film. It has some great moments, but it does feel oddly underpowered. Everything feels just a tiny bit threadbare.

Coogan had yet to find his knock-out, world-beating Hollywood role.

** Two Stars out of Five

Thursday, 4 September 2008

Hollywood: Absolutely no Sense of Humour?

Robert DeNiro's What Just Happened is out early October - watch this space for a review nearer the time.

The film's amusing Alien-inspired tagline is "In Hollywood, everybody can hear you scream". It's based on the Hollywood insider book by Art Linson.

Hollywood has already spoken here - no major distributor picked it up. The usual deal. Hollywood does sooo hate being teased.

Sunday, 31 August 2008

Ricky Gervais

Three Ricky Gervais factoids from this week

The Office is going to be made into a film – but only the German version into a German film

Last week he wrote to the British Prime Minister asking him to replace the bearskin hats of the famous Buckingham Palace Guards Regiments with luxuriant faux fur (Stella McCartney and Vivienne Westwood may get involved)

Gervais was hosting a series of press junkets for his new movie, Ghost Town, at the Roosevelt Hotel in Los Angeles, but left in a hurry when sudden temperature drops and ghostly women glimpsed in mirrors left him unwilling to hang around

Tuesday, 26 August 2008

Hamlet 2

Potty-mouthed High-school spoof Hamlet 2 was a great success at Sundance, mainly for its mind-boggling songs and lyrics, written in a rush according to its writers Andrew Fleming and Pam Brady - the latter having experience as a scribe for South Park.

What can you look forward to? Try "Raped in the Face" as a heart-wrenching confessional set to piano, xylophone and violins.

"Therapy's taken me to a better place," the actors sing. "So why do I feel like I've been raped in the face?"

If you love South Park, this is the musical for you, and you can find the website here

Thursday, 21 August 2008

The Legendary Mme Huppert

Back in September Isabelle Huppert attended her first US premiere in a decade – joining co-stars Jude Law, Naomi Watts and Dustin Hoffman for the I ♥ Huckabees launch at The Grove in LA. That’s her, looking quite diminutive, in a line up with Mark Wahlberg to her left and director David O Russell to her right. ‘She’s practically a legend in France,’ enthused Russell to the TV cameras about the French actress, little seen in Hollywood since Heavens Gate. ‘She has the most impeccable style and taste but she’s also willing to have her face slammed in the mud’. Looking at her career – six Chabrol films, a Godard, loads of high-end theatrical work and the passionate extremes of recent psychodramas like Ma Mere and La Pianiste – Russell’s summation of this exquisite French grande dame seems fair enough.

In Huckabees Huppert does indeed get her face slammed in the mud in a sexually-charged scene with Jason Schwartzman – she plays the wicked witch of the movie, the philosopher who has gone over to the dark side and whispers sweet nihilisms into the ears of all who will listen. She’s the nemesis of Dustin Hoffman and on-screen wife Lily Tomlin who extend their brand of Buddhist metaphysics and French philosophy to help those having a life crisis – including goofy environmentalist Schwartzman and dazed fireman Wahlberg. It’s an unclassifiable film billed as an ‘existentialist comedy’. In a deleted scene – inexplicably deleted as it happens – Huppert reveals herself to be the victim of an unsuccessful ménage-a-trois with Hoffman and Tomlin. No wonder her character’s dictum is ‘cruelty, manipulation, meaninglessness’.

Russell only signed up Huppert three weeks before filming started, which seems rather remiss of him; if you want a fearlessly intellectual actress, you phone Isabelle Huppert in Paris. No other actress of her generation has managed to push the envelope in the way she has – and because of her experience in classical theatre – those long tours with plays like Euripides Medea – there’s an extraordinary poise and dignity to what she does, even if it is being gang raped in Heavens Gate, drugging and poisoning in Merci pour le Chocolate, indulging in genital self-mutilation and sniffing soiled porn cinema tissues in La Pianiste, or inducting her pliant teenaged son into incest and S & M in Ma Mère

Its surprising to find how tiny she is in the flesh when I met her in London, at the Dorchester. It’s a cliché I know. But she’s the size of a little old woman. In Ma Mère, directed by Christopher Honoré from a Georges Bataille fiction and due for release in the UK next Mothering Sunday, she fairly towers above the camera in some shots like a terrifyingly meaty vixen-haired dominatrix. On the other hand in the flesh she’s exactly as cool and cerebral as you’d expect, until she hears her sons Angelo and Lorenzo running around in the hotel corridors near by (her daughter Lolita – I’ll refrain from commenting on that Nabokovian name – is now 20 years old). La Huppert glances over at where the sounds are coming from, like a dedicated mother cat hearing mews from her kittens, aware that feline order is being disrupted.

Yes, she is amazingly small. Perhaps its just because she’s slumped in her autumnal-coloured clothes, and is whippet-thin, like Parisian women always are, however much steak and pommes dauphinoise they eat. Its hard to reconcile her almost transparent delicacy with the physical presence familiar from the movies, though one hears this with actors like Pacino – to meet them is to meet an empty vessel.

She was a timid as a child. Born in 1955, Huppert was the youngest of five children in a prosperous middle-class environment in suburban Paris. After an education which involved studying Russian she took drama courses at the National Conservatoire D’Arte Dramatique (where she learnt ‘nothing’) and began her acting career in the city’s café-theatres. A number of modest TV roles established her and she finally began to get noticed after appearing in Claude Sautet’s Cesar and Rosalie in 1972, playing Romy Schneider’s younger sister. Bertrand Blier’s La Valseuses in 1974 launched her as an international star - alongside Gerard Depardieu. Claude Chabrol found in her the perfect modern, post-feminist inversion of the Hitchcock heroine – no passive cipher, but a powerful, inscrutable and sometimes dangerous creature. In La Ceremonie she played a psychopathic post mistress. In Madame Bovary she was expertly repressed, expertly sub-carnal. ‘Isabelle Huppert shows us her tongue on only two occasions,’ trilled author Julian Barnes of the movie, who clearly notices such things.

And now La Huppert is back in the thick of the Hollywood A list, taking on a role variously earmarked for Nicole Kidman and Gwyneth Paltrow, depending on which account of its wildly eccentric pre-production you read. Russell did his best, it seems, not to write a comprehensible script, and all the major studios passed on the project until a private UK backer was found (prompting Fox Searchlight to come back on board). Russell nearly lost Jude Law after Christopher Nolan enticed him to a rival project; it’s now the stuff of Hollywood legend that Russell, meeting Nolan at an LA party, put him into a crushing headlock and shouted about directorial solidarity. During the shoot Russell did everything to liven up and confuse his cast – taking his clothes off, and touching and rubbing the actors playfully, at least according to Sharon Waxman of the New York Times. At one point on set Wahlberg grabbed the megaphone and announced of the director ‘this man just grabbed my genitals – it’s my first man on man contact!’. They can’t have been surprised – Russell is also celebrated for fisticuffs with George Clooney on Three Kings, a film that also starred Wahlberg. Waxman also claims Russell whispered ‘lewd’ things into his actresses ears before the takes. ‘He’s fascinating, completely brilliant, intelligent and very annoying sometimes too,’ Huppert confirmed to Waxman on the phone.

I didn’t ask her, but I suspect Russell would have thought twice about being lewd to Huppert – who would either fell him with a basilisk stare or say something back, five times dirtier. ‘I had a good time,’ she tells me. ‘But I was with my family in my own space too. It’s nice to be part of something and have your own space’. I was curious to know what she made of Russell’s debut film Spanking the Monkey, an incest film, to do with mother and son. ‘It shares a similar subject matter to Ma Mere, which is a bit edgy, shall we say…’ She gives a dry chuckle.

Is she consciously aware of taking on controversial roles? ‘I’d rather not take bad roles in bad films,’ he observes coolly. ‘But I don’t take any risk in these films – there’s no risk in more artistically adventurous projects. That’s part of being an actress – trying to get into these different universes.’ Does anyone confuse you with your roles? Do they get frightened meeting you? ‘Maybe they do but I’m not aware of that – if you start being aware of that, then you are in bad shape, you know, and some actors get like that, talking about themselves in the third person. Sometimes I can tell when people are not natural with me and I have to admit that maybe I would be the same.’ Do you draw on your own experiences or are these roles an act of imagination? ‘I think it is both – being an actress is a quest for authenticity and a quest for truth.’ Your roles often deal with extreme mental states – do you have an interest in mental illness on a technical level? ‘I think everyone carries it within themselves. I always feel on the verge of falling into something I don’t want to fall in to, and being an actress helps me to go on. I don’t know what I’d do if I didn’t have this possibility of course’. Do you think you might have gone mad, if it wasn’t for your acting? I don’t think I’m mad – being aware of what I covey and carry around means I am not mad. Had I not become an actor I would have been very unhappy, I do know that. It’s like a protection for me. People ask me about preparing these roles, and isn’t it scary, and I reply it’s the opposite. The more difficult it is the more reassuring it is’.

I week later we talked again on the phone. She was taking a break from rehearsing Ibsen’s Hedda Gabler at the Odeon Theatre in Paris, which opens in January. She was partly in character as she talked to me from the green room (‘what a curse,’ Hedda cries at the end of the play, ‘it is that makes everything I do ludicrous and mean’). I wanted to cast her mind back to Heavens Gate, which despite all the reports to the contrary, was a good experience for her, and she has retained a friendship of sorts with Michael Cimino (‘though I’ve never thought of a director as a friend, I don’t know why’). She says he’s working in a directors cut, to be released shortly, and may be making another film with the director The Human Condition. Was it nightmarish to make, as legend has it? ‘No it was extraordinary – the nightmare was the failure, you know. I still believe the movie is a masterpiece. But it was very anti wild-west and America just didn’t want to hear bad things about their country.’

Plus ca change, I should have said.